My Square One Section

There's nothing I like to do more than blow my own horn. Jake has uploaded my section from the video because it has the best push in it (21 seconds in, after the flipshuv). You can get the quicktime version here and then maybe you can convert it to an .mv4 and watch it on your ipod. Hope you like it.


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Look at this cool-ass-shit aswell whilst you're here.

He's in a K Hole. Poor Guy.

We went to some sort of adult house party last week. By adult I mean that most of the people there had just finished uni and had to be artists in the real world! Which is totally scary and weird.

It was this girls house. Later on I saw her getting carried out by some dudes cus she'd done too much horse tranquiliser, who'd have thought that would fuck you up.

K Plats

I found this cool thing. Fuck knows what it is but we had fun with it for a while.

Yum yum

Bezzies!

When surrounded by ex-students who are trying to be mature (but then doing K and sort of ruining all of their own hard work) there is nothing better than being as immature as possible and drawing uzis everywhere and cocks and balls.

One of mine and Bens fave party games, guessing how much shit ways.

I took this photo and a girl came up to me and said "hey thats not cool, he's in a k hole!"

Well it's not cool to do k in the first place. It is cool to take the piss out of this bolding druggie guy. Since when does a girl who doesn't even skate have the right to tell me whats fucking cool.

Look at him again.

George was probably in a K hole aswell, he's reckless.

The laptop that was playing music got an attack, waco style. We put on Dre and Weezer and Guy even loaded up loads of porn to rinse their bandwidth.

I parked my white lambo outside the TA center so we got a crew photo on it on the way home.

Zootzilla

Kyle's studio abyss/bedroom desk.


Mark has the liver of a really old man so he's been asked by his doctor to not drink for a little while. He was getting bullied by this martini glass.

Cool happ bus photo. We were going to a party in New Cross.

Daddy Longstroke.

Death Oh Eff did a live drinking demo at the party.

We did some ironic white middle class weed smoking.

French dudes!

George was getting differently lean.

Zootism with Zootzilla.

Handsome dudes.

Double dress.

I think a bear is sitting on Georges foot. Stupid bloody bears.

Greg and Farris.

Festive Abyss

I took too many photos over the festive period. So I've just chosen some half decent ones to show the world on this here bloggington.

Basi on Christmas Eve. We went to the Queen Vic pub in Syston, for some reason I got SUPER drunk, drinking Pernod and being a fucker.

Drunken kids toy amusement with Louie Thero, oops, I mean Phil.

Wilko smashes it at pool or snooker or whatever pub-man-game it is.

Claire Corneliuexsesx and Little gay ben! It's like a school reunion.

She still works in Dunelm where I worked about 2 years ago for 3 years. She is trapped.

Boxing day/night.

P, one of my all-time school homies. He is a policeman now and has touched a dead body and drives fast to go get donuts. He also beats up gays and blacks with a baton, nah, only joking.

This DVD player was in the taxi that me and Basi got into town. Future shit.

Some days later...

Suriyan rolls his ankles everyday.

New Years Eve.

This guy was a robot drinking a cocktail and smoking.

Sam of wickedland fame.

These two were partners in crime, just like many years ago in a photograph I might have shown some of you. The legion of doom. Dwayne was sick in the O Tree pub garden thrice.

Ha cocktail!

Will is trying to creep me out and it is fucking working.

Yeah! Lets all swear at Maisie! Ha! Yeah.

Over-it.

2010. I didnt even stand up to see it in with respect, we just drank into the abyss.

Eric stole the guys gloryhole robot costume.

Happy new year and all that bollocks. We are in the future.

Manchester

We got a five-hour coach ride to Manchester the other weekend because it was Wrigley's birthday.
Me and Kyle made this whilst on the coach. And our first stop was Font, for mad cheap and rad cocktails.

Our poison.

Kyle was drinking purple haze. Cool shit mate.

Then we went to Satans and got buck-fuckin-wild.

Ben and Mouse.

The next day...

Gamedudes were stoked to play the new COD. I sat and watched people getting killed in many ways. Including nukes.

Here is a photo of a man pissing whilst sitting on a stool.

I wish I'd thought of that.

Cats are really cool. They don't know anything or care. Which is rad.

Aiden has the best hunting knife I've ever seen.

The handle feels so manly, it's that matt sort of rubber and it's mad heavy.

The knife is designed to cut through animal flesh, gnar.

Aiden looks like a Tomb Raider badguy henchman.

This rock is worth over £2000!

Hyped.

Oh cool, if you weren't Christian before I am sure this purple glittery Jesus will persuade you. Nice one the Pope! You tool.

Dave snorted sherbert, of course!

We were doing rad drawings of penis' and shit like that...

Then we did the vagina drawing game, as ladies were present it was pretty cool, becuase their pictures are probably representative of their own fu-fus.

We went to some other club.

And played Guitar Hero.

Its me and Zane Low!

Yes Ben! Get some yo.

Tom can't resist but to graffiti everything he sees.

He's lucky he's not locked up!

Thanks to Wrigley for letting us come over.

Here is Tom tenderly holding Millhouse. Over and out.

Square One - Out Now!

My skateboarding career highlight so far, Square One, is now available from all good skateboard shops. If your local hasn't got it then napalm that shit. Nah, only joking, get them to order it in from Power distribution.
Jake made this super-cool trailer (below). Buy it just for Knox's beef at the end!

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THE ABYSS

The vital facts about this animated classic...

• All illustrations by myself and Kyle.
• We did it all on a 5 hour coach ride.
• We might make it into the best zine ever.
• Lady Ga Ga does not have a penis but I wish she did.
• If we get assassinated as a result of this tell my mother I love her.
• Edited at Hellsmere Castle.

It is also here on gaytube...